I guess its time I get started on this. I really don't know where to start though. I'm really just going to start typing, and hopefully whatever comes out doesn't seem like drivel I know already there aren't going to be any kind of segways at all. OK here we go.
I went to Concord to reff a dual meet. For those of you who don't know about wrestling, a full dual meet would have 14 JV matches and 14 varsity matches. This dual meet had 2 JV and 4 Varsity matches. That should be a cakewalk, right? NOT! First of all, all the matches dragged on and on because they sucked. Then the last match comes up. The coach get up and says "He has a beard." When I did groom check for the teams, no one had any facial hair at all, because its not allowed. The "kid" who the coach said had a beard was 6'5" and not only had a beard, but his beard was a mix between a lumberjack and Jesus. When I saw him walking around, I thought he was someone's dad. For all I know, he is someone's dad, or was held back HELLA TIMES. His beard was so long, that when I told him the beard had to go, he could CUT IT WITH SCISSORS!!!!! Anyway, his brother was a coach and a major douche bag. His other brother won a state title, so they knew better. They didn't have this kid in line for groom check because they knew there would be trouble. I would have noticed Paul Bunyun if he was there. SO I disqualified the kid and I got booed outta the gym. Way to stay classy, Concord High!
Have you ever shit so much you started sweating? OK. Have you ever shit so much and started sweating while at your work? No? well never mind then.
Al, Alysse and I took Brooklyn to see Tangled the other day. She wanted to get a snack and she says "I know I had my cookies, but its OK because there are snacks downstairs," because she knew our theater was right next to the snack bar. That girl is too much. I went down and got a drink and a box of Skittles. I had no intention of sharing them because a drink and a box of Skittles cost almost $10. I was eating each Skittle one at a time and savoring each one like they were miniature fruit flavored Fillet Mignons. Brooklyn heard me eating them and I had to give her some. BULLSHIT!!!
Whoever gave Kim Kardashian a record deal FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Enough said on that.
If there was ever a cruel irony of nature, it's giving someone more hair on their back then there is on their head. Oh but don't worry, if that happens, you can pay someone $50 to put scalding hot wax on your back and rip the hair from your flesh 40 Year Old Virgin style.
Nickelback SUCKS!!!! Enough said on that.
About a year ago, Amanda gave me shit about using my Ipod to write comments because she thought it was an Iphone. She said "A facebook and an Iphone, you hipster you". Well since I'm definately getting Verizon Iphone on Feb. 10, on Feb. 11, I'm getting some plastic rimmed glasses, a striped zip up hoodie, and I have an appointment to get hockey puck size plugs put it my earlobes. That's all in the new contract. Look it up.
Well I think I'm done. Please comment and give me suggestions on how I could make it better. I'm looking to give this thing a title. I'm thinking "Are you fucking kidding me?" but I'm open to suggestions.
I was laughing about the bearded wrestler, the ref is the most hated person in sports regardless if he is good or not haha. My brother coaches wrestling at Del Mar H.S. so if you ref one of their tourneys or league matches would love to hear what you have to say about him... keep in mind I love my brother... but also love to hear stories about him haha.
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