My Complaints 4/6/11

A day late...but better late than never

For a long time I've known that people are stupid. Let me tell you how stupid people are. My car was broken into last Friday. Inside my car, I had over $2000 worth of custom suits. They were all there when I got to my car. They looked at my $200 sunglasses and were like NAH and threw them on the seat. That was a little insulting. My sunglasses weren't good enough for a thief?? Whatever. Here's what they did take. They took my GPS. My GPS was under my passenger seat. It was under my passenger seat because it was broken. I literally took it out from under the seat the day before to throw it out, but I thought I might as well wait til I clean out my whole car and I put it back under the seat. So they took that. What really pissed me off was that they took my $6 cassette adapter for my iPod. Why the fuck would they take that?? What's the fucking street value of a cassette adapter?? Like I said, people are stupid.

Why would they make cranberry juice cocktail? All it is is sugar. They might as well call it cranberry drink.

On Bill Maher, some Republican strategist dusted off the old health care reform talking point, "We were never allowed at the negotiating table." Here's the thing with that. They were, but they weren't really there honestly. They would bring up amendments to add to the health care bill like "NO VIAGRA FOR SEX OFFENDERS" and stupid things like that. It really didn't matter because they would have voted against it anyway. The entire healthcare bill could have been "THE NO VIAGRA FOR SEX OFFENDERS ACT OF 2010" and every Republican would have voted against it saying that "liberty would be infringed on people not allowing a certain demographic of people something they should have a right to." Wow, I should be a Republican strategist.

I was talking to a friend of mine at the club about propaganda. He said "Elementary school is the biggest form of propaganda in the country." I then realized he was right. I mean, you have to say the Pledge of Allegiance EVERY DAY!!! It stays in your mind forever. That's just wrong. They've been doing that long before they had kids sings songs about Barak Obama. Just saying...

Alex said about my last weeks blog, "It was terrible." I said no it wasn't. And he goes, " It wasn't terrible...but it wasn't good." Hmmm...Fuck you dude.

Sorry it was late. It's probably gonna happen again sooner so sorry in advance.