This one is pretty short. Hope it's enjoyable to everyone.
Everything that's going on in Wisconsin is bullshit. What a buzz kill from the Superbowl. To have all your benefits taken away after your Packers won, wow. This is what happens when you vote Republican. Once something good happens in your community, they come in and screw it up. I really hope the Governor of Wisconsin doesn't need a police officer, a fire fighter, his garbage picked up, his streets plowed after it snows, his kids taught, to drive on any street, or use electricity the entire time he's Governor. Those are union things and are "costing the taxpayers."
Ladies: if you tell somebody you know is a creep that at some point you had a crush on them, you must accept the consequences. Non stop texts. Occasional late night drive by ogling. Dead animals wrapped as gifts. You brought it on yourself.
This guy wasn't allowed in the club because he was wearing a hat. He then mumbled something to himself and started laughing. He obviously insulted us,but what he didn't realize was that I don't speak douchebag...I take that back. I'm alright with conversational douche, but when it gets to fluent douche, I can't keep up. So insult FAIL on hat wearing douchebag.
In order to do my recent hipster photo shoot, I knew of only one store to get my "costume". Target. Target is Hipster Mecca. They worship there. I walked into the men's section, and they had a massive display of fedoras as far as the eye can see. Zip up hoodies on the same hanger as knit plad shirts ready to go. Ridiculous sunglasses all over the entire store. Even the ads have hipsters in them. Speaking of which, there was this hipster couple at my club last night. They both looked homeless, but I know their outfits cost like $200 each, except for the glasses they were wearing. Or should I say sharing, because they were handing them back and forth to each other all night. I guess they spent all their money on their outfits and could only afford one pair.
I saw a taco truck with past due registration. I wonder how many more tacos they have to sell to pay the late charges.
Dragon voice recognition for iPhone is pretty brutal. If you say "who is next" it will type "Mucinex" and since I don't have allergies, that doesn't help me. You have to say period for a (.) to be typed, so you can't say anything like "Thats the way it is period", because it will just type "That's the way it is." To do emoticons, you have to say semicolon right parenthesis to get a wink ;). It definitely takes all emotion away when you have to say "I can't wait to see you exclamation point colon right parenthesis" to get "I can't wait to see you ! :)"
Thanks for not telling me that I've been putting 2010 on the date for every post I've made so far. Good looking out everyone. Where were you at, fans?? I didn't notice and neither did you. How could we be so oblivious?
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